What's this? Marisa and Petra in an ass-off? Well I tell you, good sir, yes. Yes it is. I'm afraid I might spend the entire holiday weekend staring at my computer screen because it's impossible to decide. Although Marisa does know how to score points by undoing her top. That works for me in just about any setting, really. At the super market, at a family picnic, on an airplane, at a funeral, at a wedding, at a birth, at a restaurant, in a library, in a taxi, on a bus, at the dentist, in an elevator, at work, at a baseball game, at my nephew's baptism, while I'm jogging, while I'm walking my dog, while I'm getting the newspaper, while I'm doing Sudoku, while I'm watching the evening news, while I'm washing my cat, while I'm shaving.... you get the gist, ladies. You want to be a winner in my book? Take your top off. I'm tough but I'm fair.Have a great weekend, Nation. Happy Easter to you all. Happy Passover to our Jewish friends. And Viva Zapata! to all our Mexican brothers and sisters!!
