Funny how 99% of anyone even remotely associated with the Dolphins was rather interested and exhuberant today with the exception of one guy that just loves to take that ice cream cone you just bought, throw it on the ground, unleash a rectum-widening turd upon it then kick it right back in your stupid face for even THINKING you have a right to an opinion - no matter how innocuous it may very well be. A sampling:
[Update again: I know some of you are quoting reports about White is having a bad day today. Can we get serious here? This is an OTA day in May. One more time. It is one OTA in May. Yes, White had a couple of errant high tosses. But that means nothing in the grand scheme of things so please let's get some perspective. The only thing that really matters at this point is who is hurt, who is healthy and looking at where players line up to judge what coaches are thinking about their players. That is it. If you're reading somewhere that White was erratic or somebody struggled in an OTA day practice and that is means something, you're reading the wrong report.
Sparano, by the way, said White had a very good day on Monday so there. It means nothing!]
Well, la-dee-da, Annie Fuckin' Hall. That last sentence was most certainly followed by "Nyah", Arrrmando sticking out his tongue, a dumb frowny face and then walking away while shaking his booty. I don't think anyone's really harping on that or even remotely insinuating that Pat 'JIMI FUCKIN' HENDRIX OF THE NEW OFFENSE TO COME' White is heading down the same path as your Jamar Fletchers or Jason Allens. The dude had a bad day and he's a little nervous. I believe that is the ONLY reaction that has been proliferated on these here Innernettes. But you heard it there first, people: PAT WHITE!! NOT YET A BUST!!! IT'S OTAs PEOPLE AND HE'S A ROOKIE!!! YOU HAVE TO EXPECT THIS SORT OF THING TO HAPPEN!!!
Arrrrmando would also like you to know that if you lose your iPhone it's going to be 'very expensive' to get a replacement one under your current contract and that 'sometimes the hottest girls are the biggest bitches'. MIND. BLOWING.
In other news:
Sadly, Donald Thomas had another setback, my friends. Torn pectoral muscles are not easily healed (think Ricky after Larry Foote used him like one of those doggie staircases as seen on TV). This does not bode well for my plans on getting a Donald Thomas Fat Head.
Todd Lowber caught a long pass on blown coverage. He's already the front runner for this site's highly-coveted award. Keep up the good work, Todd. You're setting yourself up to be in that exclusive canon with some of the Greats.
Jason Taylor was working with the 2nd team and was apparently the 4th outside linebacker depth-wise. Maybe they're getting him accustomed to working more on the strong side since he's probably better in coverage than Matt Roth (see: T-Rex arms vs 73,928 interceptions returned for TDs).
Patrick Turner ran around a lot today. Nice work, Pat. Good workout.
Ricky and Ronnie were long-tossing from 15 yards away for a while with Parcells watching. Interesting.
Pat White is NOT, I repeat, NOT a bust.
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