The video is less than two minutes, but I think we can all agree that two minutes with Megan Fox would pretty much be a world record. My personal best is 8 seconds. I'm like a champion bull rider!
"Prancing around in little panties and sort of going for it."
Don't be alarmed. That supersonic explosion you just heard that stopped your clocks and singed silhouettes onto the wall and is making the dogs in your neighborhood howl was not the Commies nuking your city. It came from inside my pants.