Soooo...what's up? Me? Nuthin'.
/ looks down while kicking around some dirt
Yea, we're officially in the dead zone of the NFL offseason. There really ain't shit going on. Sure, I guess we could talk about The Goblin and whether Favre-cum-dumpster Peter King thinks there's something 'weird' about the whole Landshark naming rights deal. Or whether dick-spinning Arrrrmando thinks we have a dearth of leadership on the roster at key positions. But in all honesty, I don't see how that filler is in any way germane to what the Dolphins will or won't be this season. It's just journalistic filler.
In lieu of that, I present you with The Dude and I's version of 'filler':
BOOBIES!!
ASSES!!
TIGHT, SWEATY TUMMIES!!
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