The Dolphins signed a bunch of undrafted free agent rookies over the last few days. We haven't listed them here because most of those guys don't make the final roster. I can say something like, the Dolphins have signed undrafted tight end Umberto Pelo De Culo to a contract, and you would never know the difference. I forgot the point I was trying to make, but I think it has to do with the fact that we may have found our defensive tackle in Louis Ellis from Shaw University. He's listed at 320-pounds and scouts say he's quick, agile and powerful, but needs to improve his technique and conditioning.Ellis is a physically talented lineman who was an outstanding small school player, and he possesses the skills to make an NFL roster. If he does what is necessary off-the-field to become a better football player, he could stick around the NFL for a while.
The Fins also signed a bunch of other guys. But we'll only mention two because of the badass names their parents gave them: DE Orion Martin, and TE Sir Vincent Rogers. Bad. Ass.
Coincidentally, I named my penis Sir Dude after that one night with Sandra Pena a few years back. I have no idea if Sandra was from the UK or not but it totally deserved to be bestowed the honor of knighthood after that performance. My penis is very chivalrous.
