Today's lone Dolphins news item: Jake Long got a raise. Moving on...This week's Weekender girl is Moon Bloodgood. Contrary to her goofy-ass name, she is not a vampire. She is, however, sexy as hell. And she stars in Terminator: Salvation, which starts today. Terminator: Salvation is getting mixed reviews. Critics can't seem to agree if they like this movie or not. But I can tell you that my penis and I agree that Moon is hot, and that's all that really matters when it comes to Summer blockbuster flicks. Fuck plot. Give us shit that blows up and a hot ass (see: Transformers, Transformers 2). Nobody is gunning for a Golden Globe Award here. Unless there's a Best Hot Ass & Tits & Shit That Blows Up category.
And for the ladies, star of Terminator: Salvation, Christian Bale. Just kidding. Here you go. Haha, ok no seriously, here.
I'm not afraid to admit that I think Christan Bale is pretty hot. I would totally blow him if he asked me to. And not just if I cut him off in traffic or walked in on a scene he was doing, where he'd yell, "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?!" And I'd say, "Fuck you Batman!" And he'd reply, "Ah blow me pal!" Although I probably would, even then.
Anyway... have a great holiday weekend, Nation. Be back here on Tuesday. See you then. Be safe.
Also, if you haven't already, go listen to my guest spot on WQAM's The D.A. Show from earlier this week.
