Speaking of athletes on Twitter, Ethan Skolnick of the Sun-Sentinel reported earlier this week that Jets safety Kerry Rhodes predicted on his Twitter
that the Jets are going to have the best defense in the league, and
that he "fears for the offenses" they'll be facing. Someone send that
shit to Ronnie Brown, stat! Ethan also points out, as we first did
right here on FN, that agent Drew Rosenhaus's
twitter is a rambling mess that basically tells the world how every one
of this clients are the greatest humans in the history of the Universe
and every damn one of them is headed for Canton. And that what makes
him such an awesome agent is because he runs windsprints. What happened to the days when the internet was used for playing Minesweeper and searching for Japanese octopus tentacle porn? Now it's all about connecting with people you worked so hard to avoid in the first place, on top of meeting new people who annoy the shit out of you.
But there is good news! Ethan Skolnick twittered that FinsNation is his favorite Dolphins blog. So, you know, suck on that, other Dolphins blogs!