We've already covered what a giant-sized fuckstick Rex Ryan is here. The incessant trash talking from his jelly doughnut inhaling shit face has gotten under everybody's skin. And Channing Crowder addressed it the other day, as only Channing Crowder could:"Oh, [Ryan's] going crazy. He's going absolutely nuts. I know it's his first chance to be a head coach, and I know he's excited about life. But, like I said, I've never played a football game in June in my whole life. So congratulations to him. He's the OTA, the OTA Super Bowl winner."
Pretty damn funny.
But, because he has as much self-control staying quiet as he does when offered a mug of gravy to drink, Rex doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. Ryan responded to Channing's comment-- without even being asked to:
"I don't know this Channing Crowder," Ryan said. "All I know is that he's all tatted up. He's right about one thing. I'm a first-time head coach, but I've been around the game all my life. I'm no different than I've ever been, just that more people are listening."
Whoa, he's all tatted up! Zing!
More people are listening because you can't shut your fucking pie hole for two seconds. You're either spewing more shit out of it, or you're stuffing a whole Christmas ham into it.
But it's all good. The more this anal fissure talks, the bigger his failure will be. Here's to hoping he gets his face accidentally fucked by one of them horses the cops ride in New York City.
(link via The Phinsider)
