And he did:
''He says he'd take care of me if he was younger?'' Crowder said. ``I'd have beat the hell out of that big old joker. Or if he really wants to get retro, my daddy or my uncle could have handled him. Don't get big. Win with preparation? Start watching some tape and learn who your rival is. Come on now.''
Damn fucking straight. I sincerely hope Parcells, Ireland, or Sparano don't silence Crowder. Because this is getting ludicrous awesome. Plus the more these two talk, the more Ryan looks like the horsecock he is.
As for the recent rash of Jets trolls (and e-mailers) that have come our way lately. Come strong or don't come at all, cockbags. I know it's difficult for some of you to form, or spell, a coherent sentence -- let alone two or three -- so just don't fucking bother. Why waste your time straining yourself to come up with something more clever than jokes about our moms or making racist comments. Wouldn't your day be better served doing what you normally do -- sitting in your underwear with a can of frosting on your stomach, surfing for tranny porn? Why break your routine? See you when the real games start, shitsticks. And congrats on winning the OTA title!