Sooo...that's right, baby...they ummm....drafted me for baseball.
/ chuckles to himself
Yea...
/ plays perfectly awesome guitar lick (featuring feedback and complex Mixolydian guitar scales) for 3 minutes
You see, baby...they keep drafting me for baseball because I'd be so STONED and ummm BEAUTIFUL out there. Haven't played baseball since they called me Mr. Baseball back in Alabama...
/ unison bend on guitar
But yea, I'd be doing real sexy stuff like ummmm pitching with my mouth and ummm play first base naked with flowers in my hair...field a team of all the women off my Electric Ladyland album (a bit NSFW. thanks Jade)...yeaaaaa...stacking the bases on top of each other so they're real sexy...putting 'em out in left field...let's see you run out there and tag up...take it home...
/ sick guitar solo
But yea...umm...all Pati ever wants to do isssss...play football with the Miami Dolphins...paint my face up...take some beautiful LSD, man...play a little Wildcat football, revolutionize the game in a few hours...have myself a good time...
/ laughs and looks down sheepishly
Haha...thank you, Yankees...Pati appreciates that...but ummm...I need to practice for tomorrow, baby...got a big minicamp goin' on...need to ummmm move ova, Rover...and let Pati take over....Yeaaaaa!!! Getonwitmebaby!!!
/ Doppler Effect receding feedback
