Well, I had a shitty week. Hope yours was better than mine. And this guy's. And this guy's. And hers. Yea, the Dolphins have a little extra helping of mojito in them now, Jason Taylor is a re-re-re-re-re-confirmed badass and we have confirmed that The Dude is not in fact an 11-year-old celebrity-crazed, light-in-the-loafers kid after all. At least that we know of.
This week's girl is Jessica Biel. While I'm not exactly a huge fan of how built she is in the upper body (her back is probably bigger and stronger than a lot of ours), you gotta say that girl has an ass that would turn my cock into a pine cone if it got close too it. And by that I mean prickly and difficult to remove because of all the sharp edges. Ummm...POINT IS she's hot as all fuck and I thank God every day for giving me great timing on always coming across her incredible underwear scene in 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry' every time I happen across it on TV. Thanks, Big Guy! Shit just shakes in all the right places.
For the ladies, Ryan Reynolds. He's likeable enough for me to suck his dick in a Louis C.K./ Ewan MacGregor way. You know, if I had to and stuff.
Special shoutout to M.J. The bar I was at last night played him continuously from midnight on and the guy had some great songs. Yea, that whole Jesus Juice thing was fucked but what are ya gonna do? He was barely a human being; couldn't expect him to actually turn out normal.
Extra special shoutout to our man, Tom Ass. I'm thinking of you, buddy. Not my place to elaborate but I just wanted to say something.
And now, more Biel ASS:
May you all get to nibble on some fine ass this weekend.
Have a fun and safe one, Nation!