Well, it's been another exhilirating week here at FN. And by 'exhilirating' I mean another week of Doldrums City, Population: Us until the first week of August or until some newsworthy thing flies out of Arrrrmando's hairy asshole. No Jets trolls to deal with this week (I actually like it when they're around during particularly cricket-chirping weeks) and I wanted to personally thank all of you for defending the fuck out of our team and our site. You guys really are amazing and The Dude and I do all that hard work and copious research (i.e. looking at potential Weekender girls ad nauseum and maintaining our wrists/forearms in midseason forms by 'studying' lots of Pornhub tape) so that we can kick back and observe the madness. Shit makes me get all 'WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE' crazy.
This week's Weekender girl is the recently impregnated Gisele Bunchen. As you've likely already heard, Ms Bunchen is the latest recipient of Fuckface Jones' douche juice. There's probably some other hotter pictures of her out there but I chose this one because her pussy looks so cute and little in this thing that it's hard to imagine that - in 9 months - you'll pull that cute little number to the side and what's likely to greet you won't be so pretty. In fact, I'm putting my money on a thunderous, swirling maelstrom with something in the center that resembles the little hybrid lizard baby from 80s television miniseries, "V". It wouldn't surprise me one fucking bit. Our only hope is that Jason Taylor can somehow jump in there and sack the abortion out of that Hell spawn before it's too late. That would be the coolest circle-turn around-then turn back-and-punch thing ever. Do it for America, JT.
As a bonus Weekender girl, I leave you with Mad Men's Christina Hendricks.
So. Much. Tit.
Have a fun and safe weekend, Nation.