
It was quite an eventful week, what with all the shit talking from people who have yet to win anything and all the shit eating Jets trolls that invaded our site. What do you say we wash away all the Jets stench and all the pictures of testicle faced jackass head coaches right our of our minds? Because, I don't know about you, Nation, but I'm dirty and I need someone to rub me down with warm water and soap nice and good. And by "someone" I mean you, naked soapy Keeley Hazel and anonymous Asian girl inexplicably showering with your bikini on.Here are the same pictures in larger form: Blam and Bang. Doublin' up to make sure we really get all that Jets ass-stink out of this place and move on with our AFC East Championship winning lives. I've also asked DRK to open a couple of windows.
And for the ladies of FN, a little Ryan Reynolds. Because
Be sure to catch up with Dolphins mini camp updates via the Sentinel and Omar's Twitter. Have a great weekend, Nation. And may Rex Ryan accidentally fall ass backwards onto a fire hydrant really, really hard.