Remember when Black Thunder unleashed his awesomeness all over the Patriots in Week 3 last season? When he ran for four touchdowns and threw one? When Bill Belichick was so dumbfounded by the Wildcat he looked like a guy who'd just been told his new cellmate was a steroid fueled rapist? When The World's Greatest Sports Fans started to file out of their own stadium and boo their own team in the third quarter? Fuck my cat in the face that was an awesome moment!!!Well now it will be forever remembered until Jesus comes back because the Pro Football Hall of Fame has Ronnie Brown's game-worn jersey from that shellacking of the Doucheiots for all the world to see.
Brown stunned the New England Patriots defense on September 21, 2008 when he rushed for four touchdowns and threw a fifth as Miami defeated its division rival, 38-13. The Dolphins win also ended the Patriots' record 21-game regular season winning streak.
Ahhh Fuck Yea!! That was the day it all changed, Nation. The day the Fins announced that they were no longer a team to be taken lightly. The day the Wildcat was born, much to the chagrin of every fucking whiney-ass shitbag who's complained about it since (seriously, you wish your team thought of this shit first! Fuck you all with a curling iron!) The day everything changed back to the way it should be. The day we all realized we're in good hands with the badass conglomerate known as The Trifecta.
And now the rest of the world can go and gaze upon Ronnie's jersey, which will be on display, and reflect on how we all collectively despise everything that has to do with the Patriots and their shit-eating douchebaggy fucktard fans. You're welcome, world!
(link via ThePhinsider)
