We end the week with some fallout from the whole Marc Anthony as minority owner thing. And by that I mean me getting really angry when people say his wife has a hot ass. Hey, to each his own I guess. But really. Set your standards a little higher, is all I'm saying.J-Lo's ass is disproportionately huge compared to the rest of her body. I've seen her in person. And believe me, it's even more undeserving of praise when seen in the flesh. When she walks it jiggles and wobbles like a bag of jello, and I swear you can hear sloshing when she walks by. Plus she has a face like a frying pan, so there's that.
Instead, I give you an ass like, oh I don't know, Vida Guerra up there. Her ass is a wonder to behold. Vida Guerra's ass would totally beat the ever living fuck out of J-Lo's ass in a street fight. It wouldn't even be a contest. It would be like Brock Lesner fighting Don Knotts.
Anyway, here's more Vida for you: Here, here and here.
And as a bonus for FN's glorious return: Topless Megan! (NSFW).
And for the Ladies of FN: Gerard Butler (of course!) And here.
Have a great weekend, Nation. It's good to be back.
