GI Joe is everything that's wrong with Hollywood. Take a shitty action movie script that had been previously turned down, rename the characters, slap the name of a popular kids show and/or comic book on it, throw in lots and lots of explosions, ridiculously improbable action sequences, and a chick with big tits, add a Wayans brother and viola! A shitty blockbuster movie for idiot preteen boys and retards the world over!
Well I guess it all makes sense now. The movie that shat on my childhood being watched by the team that's been shitting on my adult life. It's like some kind of fucked up cosmic symmetry.