I'm not promising fireworks. But what I am promising is that I'll type really fast and make grammatical errors and say Fuck and Cock and Shit and Douche a lot. Coincidentally, that's pretty much what I tell every girl before I sleep with them. Hey-ooohhhh!!! Wait. What?
Know who else is live-blogging this game? That's right. Armando is. So it's up to you.
Join the guy who is afraid of Tom Brady and will shit all over our team every other play and will delete your comments because you don't fall in line with what he thinks.
Or join us as we celebrate the glorious return of Miami Dolphins football with tits and dick jokes Megan Fox and all around crazy-ass reverie.
See you tonight at 7:30