Is it safe to attend the game? Have you been among the throngs of fans that after each open practice interact with the Dolphins while they sign autographs, shake hands and generally show appreciation for the fan support?
Is it possible the time has come for ending those sessions given the possibility the players not only might have spread the flu to those fans, but also might have contracted the flu from one of those fans?
So we should all just bite down on cyanide capsules right now, because we're fucked!!!! Jesus fuck, are you a shit-kicking moron, Armando. Seriously.
Anyway.... No live-blogging tonight. But you can watch the game stream right here. Or here.
Consider this your official game thread.
(Please no injuries!!!)