The Dolphins announced today that offensive tackle SirVincent Rogers, whom they signed back in May, is no longer with the team. That's unfortunate because SirVincent is such a cool ass name. They also released the guy who beat up Rihanna, which is odd because I had no idea he was on the team. Rogers left the team on his own accord (but knights aren't supposed to quit!!). Chris Brown was released because he sucks. In their stead, the Fins signed free agent fullback Matt Quillen.
This is significant because it sort of depletes the depth at offensive tackle, maybe. But Donald Thomas is making progress, so it's all good.
Man training camp roster moves are boring. Sorry.
To make up for it, I give you this video. Consider your mind officially blown: