Sorry for the lack of posts today, Nation. Here's a pic of Fins cheerleader Lilly Robbins to make up for it. As it turns out, God could not have chosen a better day to piss on my life. Also, DRK is crazy busy. And by "crazy busy," I mean he's planning yet another vacation. Fuck him. Anyway... here's the latest Fins News:
-- Ikechuku Ndukwe and Andy Alleman have been traded to the Chiefs for undisclosed draft picks. I imagine the phone call between Bill Parcells and his son-in-law, Chiefs GM Scott Pioli, went a little something like this:
Parcells: Scott, Bill here.
Pioli: Oh, uh hello, sir.
Parcells: I got two backup offensive linemen here. I don't want them anymore. Give me your draft picks for them.
Pioli: Uh, no thanks sir.
Parcells: Are you or are you not fucking my little girl?
Pioli: Would you like three draft picks, or four?
Anyway, I liked Ndukwe. Mainly because he has a Star Wars character name. But that's really about it.
-- The Ernest Wilford Experiment is over. Also, The Ernest Wilford Experiment is a good name for a prog-rock band, I think.
-- Chris Williams was cut. Just as I said he had a good chance to make the team. God I'm a fucking moron. And who the hell breaks their hand when trying to catch a football with their face??? I mean, really. What the fuck, Chris?!
-- Much to the disapointment of alarmists everywhere (I'm looking right at you, Armando), Sean Smith and Jason Allen do not have swine flu. Although Allen still suffers from a chronic bout of The Suck.
-- Here's the list of all the players waived, cut, terminated or otherwise cockpunched today.
That's it for now.
Shit on a turtle.
