-- Joey Porter and Jason Taylor both look like they're ready to stop all this off-season nonsense and play some real football already.
-- Sean Smith is a badass.
-- Holy Martha Stewart's vagina! What's gotten into Ted Ginn Jr.? 2 catches for 22 yards and an end-around for 14 yards? The bee repellent is working!
-- Cameron Wake might have eaten Todd Bouman.
-- Rookie Chris Williams shat all over himself with his first couple of kick returns. But after clearly being threatened with sodomy with a large round, and possibly sharp, object by Tony Sparano, he quickly reversed things and had a solid night of kick returns.
-- Ernest Wilford did more on his 33 yard touchdown than he did all of last season. So that has to be good, right?
-- The O-line protection allowed our QBs to make their throws, which is a far cry from a few years ago where they allowed our QBs to get mauled and trampled into a fine powder.
-- Vontae Davis had a horrible night, drawing three penalties and being manhandled a few times by Jaguar receivers. I was once manhandled by a Cougar, but that's another story entirely.
-- Holy fuck is Eric Green terrible!
-- The run blocking was non-existent for Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams. It did, however, manage to make me yell the following at one point... and I quote: "Jesus would you fuck open up some holes for shitty sake fuck finger!" I am not very coherent when frustrated.
-- The offense totally managed to fuck things up royally every time it hit the red zone (or red area, as Sparano likes to weirdly call it). Penalties, false starts, no holes in the running game and a dropped sure-fire TD. Mike Mularkey would be proud.
It's a pre-season game, so let's not overkill the analysis. Still, we see where we need to get better, and where we suck the monkey balls and we adjust accordingly.