You Know What Ol' Jack Burton Always Says At a Time Like This? Go Watch the Dolphins Scrimmage Saturday Afternoon, That's What

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: Have ya paid your dues, Jack? Yessir, the check is in the mail.

Also, listen to the coach and go watch the Dolphins play a scrimmage on Saturday afternoon in Davie. It'll do ya some good, chief.