...would us all to take a deep breath, relax, take it easy, and maybe not think or talk about the Dolphins for a while. Sure, you're free to do so here in the comments. And Adriana's tits would never tell you what to do. They dispense advice, is all. But I don't think it's wise to ignore them. They are as wise as they are delightful. Like Chinese fortune cookies. Except, you know, they don't taste like shit.
Be back tomorrow where we can pick up the vitriol full steam.
Until then, chill. It's hump day. Go hump. Have a couple of beers, watch a movie, catch up on your favorite comic books, have a couple of gwerk yerks, whatever the hell you do to wind down.
The Dolphins will be here tomorrow. And they'll still suck.
See you all then.
