In This Week's Cobra Commander and Mr. T. Debate the Miami Dolphins: On the heals of this post -- What else can Stephen Ross do to attract even more fans to games?
I know exactly how to attract more fans! Jibba-jabba!!!
You do, do you? What? Cobrraaa!!!
I tell ya, T. I catch a glimpse of her tits in person, why there'd be a natural disaster in my pants! I mean a monumental explosion of epic proportions! Just from seeing this woman and her glorious breasts in the flesh! Ka-PLOW!!! The President would declare South Florida a natural disaster! Specialists would come from all over the world just to clean up LandShark stadium! They would have to bring in Green Peace to clean up seagulls and pelicans and scrub down the seats and walls! Why, it would be a worse spill than the Exxon Valdez!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!....AHAHAHAHA!!!! ...*cough*...*cough*... AHAHAHAHAHAhahahaaaa!!! Oh. Oh man. Whew.... heh heh....