In This Week's Cobra Commander and Mr. T. Debate the Miami Dolphins: On the heals of this post -- What else can Stephen Ross do to attract even more fans to games?
I know exactly how to attract more fans! Jibba-jabba!!!
You do, do you? What? Cobrraaa!!!
Me. I appeal to little kids. Because I know cool. And I'm cool. Watch:
Holy shit that was awful.
It's cool! Jibba-jabba!
You want to attract fans? It's simple. Look at this:
You find out what section she sits in, and broadcast it all over the airwaves! Tens of thousands of men will show up just to meet this mysterious vixen! I. Am. A. GENIUS! Cobrraa!!!!
You gonna subject that poor woman to all them mouth-breathers? That's shady fool! Jibba-jabba!!
I tell ya, T. I catch a glimpse of her tits in person, why there'd be a natural disaster in my pants! I mean a monumental explosion of epic proportions! Just from seeing this woman and her glorious breasts in the flesh! Ka-PLOW!!! The President would declare South Florida a natural disaster! Specialists would come from all over the world just to clean up LandShark stadium! They would have to bring in Green Peace to clean up seagulls and pelicans and scrub down the seats and walls! Why, it would be a worse spill than the Exxon Valdez!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!....AHAHAHAHA!!!! ...*cough*...*cough*... AHAHAHAHAHAhahahaaaa!!! Oh. Oh man. Whew.... heh heh....
What? Too soon for Exxon Valdez jokes?
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