posted by DatRoroKid
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Mr. Michael Ventre is not only an astute scholar that could well have studied under Aristotle (for all I know) but he's a griot to the NFL itself - weaving wonderful lines of truth and ancestral knowledge known to all intelligent Dolphins fans yet has alluded a large majority of the planet. That truth being: The Jets are a stinking pile of dogshit and their fans flawlessly mirror that laughable organization. In an absolutely LOVELY piece of journalism I implore all of you to read aloud in front of your wives, girlfriends, children and loved ones this coming Sunday as everyone enjoys mint juleps and fresh fruit, Mr. Ventre proceeds to delineate the Jets and their fans as the clueless, uneducated piles of shit everyone should have known them to be, well, eons ago:
The typical Jets fan is male, about 26-35, built like Weeb Eubank, and has been wearing the same No. 12 jersey since the sixth grade, a garment that usually has been spared the indignity of repeated machine washings. The most important day in the life of a Jets' fan is Draft Day, when he and his brethren gather inside a New York ballroom or arena to greet the franchise's selections with catcalls and language that would make a Merchant Marine drop anchor so he could cover his ears.
Fuck you, Jets!!!