Everybody can relax now. Megan's here. Megan brought us tremendous fortune during the preseason, so it's only appropriate that she represents again here in Week 1. She chose this outfit especially for today. Isn't she so thoughtful? God I love her.
Anyway.... Some pre-game tidbits:Pat White is active. Chad Henne is listed as the emergency third-string quarterback. Oh my fuck that's awesome! Does this mean we might be seeing some Jedi Mind Trick action before the day is done? I don't know. But I do know it means the Dolphins love fucking with their opponents' heads.
Feel free to use this as the game thread, although most of you are probably at your local watering hole, getting shitfaced and starting bare knuckle boxing matches with random Minnesota Vikings fans. But feel free to come vent at halftime and after the game. Let's do this. Winning fucking attitudes.
And, as ever, LET'S GO DOLPHINS!!!!!