posted by DatRoroKid
ESPN is reporting that Captain Balls is done for the year. Not surprising. Seemed entirely obvious the minute he went down and they started cutting him out of his shells. This likely also means that Pennington is done as a Dolphin and we get to find out what - if anything- The Robot has to offer now that he's been switched on and is fully operational for active duty. Better to find out now, I guess, given that the season is cloudy with a chance of shitballs. Maybe we can draft a QB in the first round next year. That seems to be working out pretty good for other teams these days.
Your new quarterback:
Well, fuck me with a weedwacker.