The media held their weekly Q&A with Tony Sparano yesterday. His comment on Jake Long's craptastic showing against Atlanta:
"it wasn't a winning performance."
Well then there now. That about covers it.
Sparano expressed his feelings about other things as well:
On the Founding Fathers: "they were quite the instigators."
On Hitler: "that guy wasn't very nice."
On the Titanic: "kind of a unpleasant way to end a cruise."
On The Beatles: "they were decent musicians."
On Einstein: "he was pretty quick on the uptake."
On the sun: "there's a balmy twinkly quality to it."
On the Hindenburg disaster: "a regrettable day to decide to fly in a blimp."
On the Kennedy assassination: "a crummy ride in a convertible."
