Some of you might have heard that illegal performance-enhancement taker Jets linebacker Calvin Pace, in typical New York Jets fashion, instead of accepting defeat at the hands of a better team, decided to whine and bitch and make excuses for the complete and utter reaming he and his shitmates were handed them by the Miami Dolphins on Monday night. Pace called the Wildcat “nonsense” (oooh! zinger!) and said he didn’t respect it. “We’re in the NFL,” Pace said. “Don’t come here with that nonsense.”
So to recap, taking steroids is perfectly fine. Running a legal and traditional offensive formation, not so much.
Oh and Bart Scott also called the formation a gimmick. Jets DT Kris Jenkins said this about it: “We got a dose of shut-up.”
Funny how the one guy that makes Pace and Scott relevant in that defense is the one who is smart enough and classy enough to man-up and accept defeat like a man, as opposed to say, cry like a 16 year-old girl who just got felt up at the movies. Without Jenkins, Scott and Pace are just two guys. With Jenkins clogging shit up and taking on offensive linemen, Scott and Pace are able to make plays. So, you might say Kris Jenkins is a gimmick, if we’re all going to put on our retard hats and start throwing excuses around.
Anyway, today the Dolphins players were finally able to respond to Pace’s imbecility:
Jason Ferguson: “I got nothing for Calvin. I don’t even know that dude. I’ll let him have his battle with the Wildcat. It looks like he lost already.”
Justin Smiley: “We’re not running Statue of Liberties out of Wildcat. We’re running base and power. You have to stop it. You have to stop it, and until you stop it, nothing’s going to change. That’s the way we approach it. One-on-one, man-on-man, and whatever anybody wants to say about it, that’s their opinion. But until you stop it, nothing’s going to change.”
Ronnie Brown: “He has his own opinion and the biggest comment on that is we’re all afraid of what we do not understand.”
Channing Crowder: “They nonsensed their ass all the way up and down the field. Nonesense, I love nonsense. They say gimmick, gimmick this, gimmick that. We’ve won games with the Wildcat. They ran two fake punts. So if you’re going to say gimmicks, those are real gimmicks. Wildcat is an offensive formation, they run it for two years. They have thousands of plays on film about it, go stop it.”
The Dude: “Take another performance enhancing pill, give your boy Bart a nice reach-around in the shower and fuck each other with a loofah.”
DRK: “Eat shit and die.”
By the way, NFL Network will be rebroadcasting the Monday Night Beatdown tonight at 8PM (EST).