posted by DatRoroKid
Well, kids, it’s been another fun and exciting week here at FinsNation. Between fighting WordPress and laughing at big bad Jets quotes, we’re always having a ball. Halloween falls on a Saturday this year and by golly that’s as great a reason as any to have some miscellaneous drunk sex with random girl at party/bar/event of your choosing dressed up as a slutty (insert occupation here). God, I love Slut-o’-ween. Isn’t it the best? It’s Christmas for your cock!!! Even though I hate places like the Grove and (now in NYC) the West Village, you ABSOLUTELY have to go to these places in order to feast your eyes upon all the young college trim ready to show off their gym-hardened bodies to any and all sickos. It’s the fuckin’ best!!! So buck up, grab a flask or two of your preferred hard liquor and go to your city’s central slut factory. If you’re in Miami, you better hit up the Grove for AT LEAST an hour and just take in all those wonderful sluts. They worked hard for YOU and it would be an injustice if you didn’t take mental pictures to - at the very least – masturbate to later. It’s your duty AS A MAN.
This week’s Weekender Girl is G4’s Olivia Munn. The Dude asked me to take over Weekender duties and I naturally asked him for a girl. He practically begged for Olivia. Not only does Olivia have a kickass name (seriously, if you met a girl at a bar and she tells you her name is ‘Olivia’, your cock is likely to curl up like a cochlea), is half Caucasian-Vietnamese (making her extra special Full Metal Jacket-ish) but she’s a seriously hot piece of ass. Her Wikipedia page states that she’ll be in the next Iron Man movie and that she spent a considerable amount of time growing up in the Shinjuku district of Japan. I spent a few days there myself back in 2002 and that place is fucking INSANE. It’s like Times Square x 10,000. Just writing about it reminds me of the excitement of ’scramble crossing’ (which I could never get right and got honked at by motorists on more than one occasion), the countless fucking annoying video games that blare out onto the street and the absolutely shady Iranian guys you have to deal with for some outrageously priced weed. You know, if you’re into that sort of thing and all. You will never see so many people in your goddamn life. In addition, the place is thriving with young, hot Japanese ass so much so that my travel buddies and I practically nudged each other to death from pointing out hot chicks. It makes sense Olivia spent some time there. More pics below. Enjoy Olivia and enjoy the weekend.