posted by DatRoro Kid
From this month's GQ cover story, Mad Men's January Jones. The Dude and I agreed that she's one of the most beautiful girls maybe fucking ever and I'm pretty sure she single-handedly started this whole Blonde Phase I've been going through since early this year. If you read the interview, she loves beer, gets drunk, loves football, was a stoner in high school and is dressing up as either Polamalu or Housh for Halloween this year. That sound you just heard was The Dude and I trying to contain ourselves from flooding a whole city in jizm.
We figured you deserved a good reward to cap off an awesome day filled with great love and comments for our team. All Dolphins fans feel as fucking light and beautiful as January Jones looks up there. To quote the band Pavement: 'It's a brand new era / It feels great."
Victory Mondays/Tuesdays are awesome.