posted by DatRoro Kid
I was just at a Burger King picking up one of those excellent $1 double cheeseburgers while yesterday’s highlights played on some 42″ Hi-Def TV up on the wall. While I munched what should have been a most excellently delicious double cheesie, I watched in horror as the Dolphins failed to make play after play in the second half all over again. I let out an audible groan and emailed The Dude about what I had just done. He called me a masochist and then we proceeded to name another one of yesterday’s shithurlers in Yeremiah Bell. It’s nice when he’s covering the middle and playing like a wannabe LB, knocking people out and such but his coverage skills are absolute garbage. Appauling.
If you see a hot chick with big tits on this site, you know yesterday didn’t go so well. So here’s to hoping that whatever sensory neurons responding to stimuli within your cerebral cortex will be able to somehow slightly cancel out the short term memory cells that have made last night and today such a straight up fucking BUMMER. As with our beloved team, the 24-hour rule is shortly in effect and let’s focus on the personnel talent issues we have on our Jekyll/Hyde team and focus on the unsavory opponents that await us in the Meadowlands. Fuck the Jets and their fans and all that.