He has skull and skeleton tattoos covering his body, and one that says “Trust No One” etched across his stomach.
He likes to shit with the door open, he goes on riverboat gambling trips, and he makes his own beef jerky.
During Shark Week, the sharks watch him.
And don’t you dare look at him the wrong way, or he will dent your face in with his cock and then do five backward somersaults like a ninja for no reason whatsoever.
