-Ricky Williams is the Ambassador of Fucking Your Shit Up and Knocking Fools’ Dicks Into The Dirt with a titstastic 119 yard, 3 TD performance.
-Hats off to The Robot and his large titanium ballsack. Poise? You bet your dick eating suckhole he’s got poise. I’ll say it again, so those who Google “Chad Henne” and “Poise” can see it. POISE, shitdippers. POISE!!!
-Davone Bess has found his hands again.
-The defense held DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart out of the endzone. And, just as important, held their shit together in the fourth quarter.
-I’m really starting to warm up to Vontae Davis and his badass attitude. What’s that? You’re a Pro Bowl receiver? I don’t give a flying fuckaroo!
-All around goodness as we hit .500 for the first time this season, and face a struggling Bills team next week. We could potentially go into our rematch with the Patriots at 6-5 where anything can happen.
-Joey Porter with seven tackles and two sacks. It is now a proven scientific fact that when DRK calls Porter out, Porter responds in a big fucking way. Sure it might mean DRK’s chances of getting shot in the ass and/or eaten by a pack of dogs just went up about 96.9% but it’s totally worth it.
Victory Friday, motherfuckers!
Boo-ya
