If you recall, on Friday I wrote about how Olivia was making a serious run at Megan for the title of Official FN Girl (and Official Imaginary Girlfriend of The Dude). Well, as you can plainly see, it seems that Megan is not going down without a fight. In fact, she’s coming out guns blazing and shooting people’s faces off with her fantastic, fantastic crotch. Olivia threw my penis a curve ball when she dressed up in the Princess Leia outfit (I’m easy that way), and when she made out with some chick, and when she licks stuff on her show. But all Megan has to do is show up. Ping, contest over.
However, this is not over, by any means. It’s only the end of round one in what is expected to be a very long battle for my penis’s heart. Let it be known that as soon as Olivia dropped the gauntlet, Megan immediately responded with an “Ah hellz no!” and showed up all stretchy and awesome. And in black and white, no less. It’s pretty much the equivalent of saying, “I can kick your ass with my hands tied behind my back!” So, to Olivia, I say: “Don’t lose heart. Keep trying. No one ever said this was going to be an easy race. Also, it would help your cause greatly if you showed me your tits.”
And to Megan I say: “Couldn’t stand to be kept away, just for the day, from your body. Wouldn’t want to be swept away, far away from THE ONE THAT I LOVE! Hold me now, its hard for me to say I’m sorry. After all that we’ve been through… I will make it up to you… I PROMISE to!!”
To be continued….