So the NFL Pro Bowl roster was announced tonight. And ta-da, Jake Long is the only Dolphin to make it. Sad trombone sound for everyone.
Long made it as a starter, which is pretty cool. And he gets to play the game here in Miami, which is also pretty cool.
One of the larger Dolphin snubs might be fullback Lousaka Polite, who should have made it on the premise of him blowing motherfuckers up alone. Instead, the Ravens’ Le’Ron McClain made it as the AFC fullback.
According to Pro Football Focus, Polite is ranked number one in the NFL at the position with a 10.7 rating, compared to McClain, who is ranked 5th with a 6.0. I have no idea what the hell these ratings mean, but it’s apparently obvious that it’s total bullshit how Polite was stepped over by McClain. Polite is clearly the superior fullback. Dude can truck over anyone, and usually does — even when he doesn’t have to. Which is awesome.
It’s a travesty that Jake Long is the lone Dolphin making this team! A TRAVESTY! I! SAY! And I for one will not be watching or attending this year’s Pro Bowl game as an act of defiance! For the Pro Bowl balloting and selection committee have shown themselves to be the hypocrites that they are! Always going with the “big name” and the guy with “star value.” Well I don’t know about you. But I think it’s a slight to us all as Americans that this happens year after year after year. And I will not stand idly by while the NFL badmouths the United States of America!!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!
/slams fists on table
///turns to march out of room
////walks into sliding glass door