We here at FinsNation provide you with a service, good people. Sometimes this service takes the form of advising you about news, information and general intelligent discourse regarding our Miami Dolphins. Sometimes it’s philanthropic or urges you to bring canned goods to the stadium to feed the hungry. Sometimes it’s posting pics of beloved commenters out together for the first time. And sometimes, lovely readers, it’s pics of pretty damn hot Dolphins fans making out. Consider this the latter.
One of my oldest friends/FN reader/brother to my roommate/O.G. Miami gangster/all around badass Chris L. (aka THE BRUISE, aka MILLION DOLLA BOOTY) sent over these pics of his gameday experience while at the Dolphins-Jags game. Needless to say, I think THE BRUISE has now found a way into our hearts with his intrepid and thorough photojournalistic adventure during yesterday’s game. I’d like to think if you ever meet THE BRUISE someday when you’re in Jacksonville or maybe hanging around the Grove during the holidays and you are lucky enough to hold a conversation with this individual, you will take a moment to hush anyone that approaches you with a beverage or some friend of yours that may ask you ‘Who the fuck was that guy you were talking to?’. I hope that you will look that person sternly in the eyes and tell that person with more gravitas than you can possibly muster: “There goes the greatest man that ever lived. I may now rest in peace having met him”.
Here are some of the highlights:
The girls a bit more sensually this time around. The one in the Fins pajamas totally fucking means that kiss.
Some lucky old fucker. Note left hand of lankier chick and the slight arching of her sun-drenched lower back.
Granted, it’s not Olivia Munn but after 24 Miller Lites I’m going to guaranfuckingtee you would hit that shit…
…and this. Don’t fucking lie to me. That’s some straight North Florida shit you don’t see every day. Added points for the braces because, well, we’re fucking sickos around here. (Note: FinsNation assumes this lady is 18 years old and her birthday is on or before 12/14/1981)
Consistently impressed how two total fucking dorks can get two semi-hot chicks in this unfair world of ours? Consistently impressed how two total fucking dorks can get two semi-hot chicks in this unfair world of ours.
We got to pray just to make it today!
Bra-fucking-vo on the custom Dolphins jeans but even more impressive….?
Sorry. I had to. I believe he told me some of these guys were from Hialeah so I respect that (strangely). The bought-way-too-soon Pat White jersey absolutely KILLS me. Also, the Neanderthal Dolfan Bandit was in my New Orleans ‘Keys’ earlier this year. Hey Crazy Guy!!!
You know that’s Dade County, baby.
So there you have it. Some scenes from yesterday’s win as seen through the eyes of a total fucking sicko. I hope you enjoyed them. I sure did.
Here’s the man himself with his special lady friend:
I love that big boy. So if you see him around town sometime, a drink’s on you.