Ever since Randy Starks got arrested for filling up his Freightliner with too many people and then bumped a cop with it on South Beach, he’s been a ferocious play-maker. I say we give every defensive lineman a giant truck to fill up with copious amounts of booze and whores! The guy has been unstoppable. Remember when he ate Mark Sanchez in New York? That was awesome. He was also all over Tom Brady’s ass two weeks ago and was a disruptive force all day Sunday against the Jaguars. Anyway, the Sun-Sentinel had a sit-down with The Bang Bus, who is playing at a Pro Bowl caliber level.
In the Q&A, he especially emphasized the importance of being fit, in order to make his nut-busting plays late in games, when it counts the most:
A couple of the guys we lift together, so might put more effort into it you could say. But for the most part I am doing the same thing I have been doing for six years of my NFL career.” …”By competing. Some days you might be feeling good, might compete against someone else. A couple times against Joey Porter, Kendall Langford, things like that” …I think I’m in shape, like I’ve played a lot of plays back-to-back.” …”Definitely makes a difference in the fourth quarter. It’s hot out there, you’re tired, you have to be able to finish.”
And that’s just what he’s been for us lately. A badass fourth quarter finisher. I’ve often thought football players should drink an entire bottle of Grey Goose right before the fourth quarter. Sure they’d probably collapse from severe dehydration, but the drunken rage that it would induce would be a strategy the other team would never see coming. I have a lot of other great ideas!
