Like you guys, I was pissed. But not surprised. Rex Ryan is a massive douche with a tiny dick. Because only dudes with tiny dicks act the way this fuckstain does. When a grown man constantly acts like a 15 year old kid, it usually means he's compensating for something. That or he's a fucking retard.
Sure the whole in-season bravado nonsense was annoying, but at least it was original and, in some ways, refreshing. But -- like the fanbase he represents -- this fucker doesn't know when to quit. The guy acts like an asshole all year and then expects Dolphins fans to be cordial when he shows up to an event in Miami, where there is alcohol being served and dudes beating the shit out of each other in an octagon? It's absolute bully-mentality. Act tough, talk tough, then run and cry and act like a total pussy when you get kicked in the teeth. Just like every single Jets fan I've ever encountered or heard on talk radio.
So, yea, my immediate reaction was anger. But after some consideration, I decided to no longer waste any energy on this fucking anal fissure. Fuck him. This fat shit has been jabbering since he arrived in New York. He talked shit about us before the season, before our first game, after our first game, before our second game, after our second game and he's not going to stop. It's who he is, along with being an insufferable, disgusting, morbidly obese cocktard. Plus, he's beginning to morph into a middle aged lesbian. So he's got that going for him.
So instead of posting the now infamous middle finger pic here, I'll just post the following two videos and ask that Rex Ryan stick those babies up his fat shitty ass. He can flip the bird and talk all he wants. The man is 0-2 against us. And just like the shit-eating troglodytes that root for his team, he's too fucking stupid to realize his ass belongs to us. That or the only way he can vent the frustration of that fact is to act like a petulant fat kid who can't play kickball with the other kids because his bitch tits jiggle too much.
I would conclude this post by saying fuck him..... but the Dolphins already did that.
TWICE.
