Not exactly a whirlwind of activity going on in Dolphins Land these days so I'm giving you Brooklyn Decker riding on top of a saddle and looking very Christie Brinkley-ish in her prime. Uptown girl...she's been living in her uptown woooorrrld...
- We've all read about Dansby naming his 4-team wishlist and including the Dolphins on there. I'm going to hold off saying anything about this until free agency heats up because getting all worked up about it and losing Dansby to the Giants would be the equivalent of 9-year old me making the trek all the way to Toys R' Us to pick up that Ninetendo video game and them NOT FUCKING HAVING IT. WAAAA!!!
- Salguero names his must haves/needs/wants wishlist for Miami in his usually derogatory and high-minded way. Can't say I argue with his list (which really makes me want to abort my own asshole) though this is all based on what's available in the draft. It's sooo early in the process and there are so many areas on defense where we need tried-and-true playmakers that it's just mental masturbation at this point.
- Hey, at least we did better on special teams! Must say our coverage unit was much improved over 2008 but those return numbers are a bit skewed by El Beekeeper's two big runs against those faggot Jets. We still need someone in the return game that can consistently head up field and get us to the 35, 40 yard line as well as get some decent yardage in the punt game (to go along with the occasional big return). Dexter McCluster anyone?
If there's anything else bouncing around out there, bang away at the comments.