First combine buzz: Word on the street is the Dolphins will pay Cardinals LB Karlos Dansby
Fuck and yes? Fuck and yes.
Not sure how this will turn out. Or if this is at all an accurate report. But Bedard used to cover the Fins for the Palm Beach Post. Which means he might have some inside info, or someone is throwing around misinformation. Or it could mean he's just talking out of his ass. Or it could mean someone in Milwaukee is fucking with him. Because what the hell else is there to do in fucking Milwaukee? I mean, really.
Either way, it's clearly a good thing that Dansby's name and the Dolphins are appearing together. Because Karlos Dansby is the balls. You heard it here first. Dansby has stated that Miami is one of four teams he's interested in playing for. That too is the balls.
Far as I'm concerned, of all the possible unrestricted free agents to go after this off-season, Dansby is the best player available. He's a solid linebacker who has had a solid career playing in Arizona. But bring him to Miami, and I think the dude will fuck some shit up good and proper like never before. With a defensive line that was among the league leaders in sacks last season, a guy like Dansby flying around the middle wreaking havoc and blowing motherfuckers up in Mike Nolan's 3-4 mad-machinery would be everything Joey Porter was supposed to be but was not. Fuck you with a small horse, Joey Porter! Also, Dansby's only 28 and has a rep for being a play-maker. He's also a beast of a man. A converted wide receiver turned man-mauler. It would be fucking outrageous to see him in a Dolphins uniform.
Let's hope this report is accurate. And let's hope that The Ginger Cockpuncher makes this Priority One in the unrestricted FA department. If not, I'll gladly pay for an airline ticket to Milwaukee for you to find Greg Bedard and shit in his mouth. I'd do it myself but, Milwaukee??? Shit no.
KARLOOOOSSSSS!!!!!
