Bill Parcells never talks to anyone. Not the media, not fans, no one. So when the Dolphins announced that he would be having a live-chat today, you can imagine the traffic it must have attracted. Well have no fear, Nation. Because YOU were represented well.
Kickass FN reader Vinbob (this badass motherfucker) was one of the chosen few that got in a question to the ole Cockpuncher.
And here it is:
This whole thing is awesome on so many levels it needs to be broken down in two parts:
1.) The mere fact that Vinbob had the pills to pose the question the way he did -- asking about Rex Ryan while adding a thinly veiled reference to the fact that he's a fat fuck -- is the tits. And I can tell you, he didn't expect the question to go through. How could it?
2.) In case you don't know, these live-chats receive thousands of inquiries and is closely monitored by a moderator. And of course, Parcells himself will not answer a question he himself doesn't approve. Think about that shit for a second. Parcells saw the Ryan jab (extra gravy on his fries... fuckin priceless), and took the question anyway. I mean, on any other day, you can totally see him ignoring a question like this based on it seeming to be "sophomoric" and "insulting" to another coach. And yet he not only took the question, but nailed the answer in that classic Parcells dead-pan fashion. Fuck AND yes.
How fucking cool is that shit?
Once again, Vinbob comes through for the Nation in a huge way. The guy deserves a medal, or a lap dance courtesy of FN after our next FinsNation tailgate next season.