Some Fins Players Are Puzzled

 

Tim Graham of ESPN (not this Tim Graham, who is now the world's most popular Australian thanks to Ethan Skolnick) says that there are some Dolphins players that are confused by yesterday's Incognito signing:

Three Dolphins players I've spoken with since the team signed Incognito to a one-year contract expressed intrigue over the move. In general, they like his ability and versatility. But the players claim Incognito's arrival undercuts what football operations boss Bill Parcells and head coach Tony Sparano have preached about character since they took over the team.  

"I think he'll make our line better," one Dolphins player said. "But I don't get it. What he represents goes against everything they've been telling us." 

Well this seems to be off to a splendid start. But I'd have to think that Sparano and Parcells know what they're doing. And if anyone can straighten this guy out and keep him in line, it's someone like Sparano, whose primary area of expertise is the offensive line. And if anyone has the final say on the whole Incognito thing, it's gonna be Sparano.

As for me, I don't know much about offensive line play or blocking techniques, so it's hard for me to have a real opinion on the matter. However, I do know tricks to astound the eyes and dazzle the mind. And by that I mean I'm a kickass peek-a-boo player. Also, I know how to make a nickel re-appear behind your ear. RAZZA-MA-TAAZZ!!