Weekender: Waiting.... waiting.... waiting.....

 

Well this was a shit day if I ever had one. While the Bears and Jets and Seahawks have been active, looking to improve their weaknesses and getting themselves some playmakers, the Dolphins did absolutely shit during the first day of free agency. Well, they hosted Karlos Dansby and they signed SirVincent Rogers. Oh and we released Joey Porter and Akin Ayodele. So there was that.

Meanwhile, the Ravens got their quarterback a receiver, trading their 3rd and 4th rounders to the Cardinals for Anquan Boldin. 

Seattle is making moves to trade for Brandon Marshall.

Oh but hey, rumors have us linked to 867 year old Derrick Mason! Fantastic!  

Fuck. 

Anyway, we leave you with Weekender Girl Audrina Patridge. She's from MTV's The Hills. I can honestly say I have never watched a single frame of that show. But now that I've been introduced to her tits, I can say that I will gladly stab any man who keeps me from watching this show whenever it airs in the scrotum with a ballpoint pen. Don't say I never warned you!

Larger pic here.

Have a good weekend, Nation. Hopefully Karlos will be a Dolphin during that time. If anything breaks, comment on it. If either one of us is sober, we'll post something.