A lot of mock drafts have Rolando McClain going to the Fins at 12. And while I was among the first to rally for us to take Die Hard with our first pick, I have to say that I've been warming up more and more towards Texas LB Sergio Kindle.
And NFL Network Draft Guru Mike "This Guy Has A Heckuva Motor" Mayock agrees with me.
“I’m hearing a lot of people talking about McClain vs. an outside linebacker, etc,” Mayock said on a media teleconference this afternoon. “To me in that 3-4 defense, I think the outside linebacker is more important. So if Sergio Kindle is there at 12, I pull the trigger on Sergio Kindle. I think he’ s an explosive edge rusher and I think he would instantly upgrade that team.”
Makes sense. Mayock has Kindle ranked well above McClain, and it's hard to argue with that.
Kindle is a 6'4, 255 pound behemoth with speed and power. And if there's one thing The Cockpuncher loves, it's a speedy edge rusher built like a fucking rhinoceros. And the history is there: Lawrence Taylor, John Abraham, Willie McGinnist, DeMarcus Ware, all dudes who live to fuck people's shit up big time. Kindle just seems to be the natural choice here. Besides, it's getting harder and harder to picture us drafting Dez Bryant.
At the combine today, Kindle clocked a 4.65 and a 4.66 in the 40, and was recorded at 9 feet 10 inches in the broad jump which, coincidentally, is the exact same size of his cock. Those are seriously good numbers.
Watch Sergio absolutely maul Taylor Potts like a goddamn Liger in that video above. It's a wonder Potts lived to tell about it. I can assure you Potts forgot his own mother's name for at least a good 28 minutes after that shit. I can also assure you that Potts' spleen is now lodged somewhere in his small intestines. Sheer Fuck-A-Dude-Upedness.
Wouldn't you want Sergio in a Fins uniform, roaming free and rushing Mark Sanchez and Tom Brady, causing them to totally shit themselves and maybe even cause them to explode into a fine powder on a yearly basis? Of course you do.