Some of the highlights from the presser:
On Chad Henne: "We talked today .... I plan on starting that relationship really, really soon."
On the trade: "The Dolphins did their due diligence and that's why I'm here."
On the kind of player he is: "I play this game to not just be another guy in the NFL. I play to be one of the greats."
On being a Dolphin: "My presence on the offense will help guys, we'll help each other, and we'll win some games.... I plan on wasting no time in bettering myself and establishing myself on this team."
On being a diva receiva: "I'm no prima donna. I like to get dirty."
On Revis Island: "I'm not sure where that is... where is Revis island? Okay... I'll visit there soon."
Awesome. You can watch it in its entirety here. The only way this interview could be more awesome is if Brandon Marshall stopped it midway and told everyone that he's sorry but he just saw the Bat-signal and he must get going.