Dolphins Can't Stop Drafting Dudes With Great Motors

 

So the Dolphins continued to add to their Society of Relentless Quarterback Mauling Motherfuckers (or SRQMM for short) when they selected linebacker Koa Misi out of Utah with the 40th pick. Obviously the FO is looking to build an athletic defensive line made up of dudes with excellent burst. Guys who can explode off the line and create havoc. It's becoming like a mad scientist's laboratory where explosions can happen at any moment. Explosions are totally awesome.

It's been a surprising draft, but a good one nonetheless as things begin to become clearer.

There's also news tonight that the Dolphins are going to name Randy Starks the starting nose tackle, moving newly minted Dolphin Jared Odrick over to the right end. I always thought that this would be the plan anyway, when Miami traded for Starks two seasons ago. He seemed like a natural fit there and we all knew we were going to need a replacement for Jason Ferguson anyway. So, as it turns out, I'm as smart as Jeff Ireland -- because I wrote on a blog that Randy Starks would one day be the starting nose tackle for the Miami Dolphins. Bet all those girls who turned me down for dates in high school are feeling pretty dumb now.