Let's Do This, Eagles

 

Following up with this post, ESPN's Sal Paolantonio is reporting that the Eagles and Dolphins are talking about swapping picks, which would be the tits.

Philly wants Earl Thomas, while we'd be better served moving up and getting a second round pick back. Also, I would be better served if Kelly Brook walked into my house and sat on my face. But that's neither here nor there.

Also, I'll be live-blogging the draft as I usually do. But because the powers that be over at the Miami New Times want to expose my dumbass dick jokes and affinity for tits and the word "fuck" onto a larger audience, I'll be live-blogging it there.

So come on over to Miami New Times Riptide tonight around 7:30-ish and join me in the comments.