"We have the 12th pick, you know, so I'm leaning towards Dan Williams," Lopez said. "We need a defensive tackle, he's really explosive off the line, can beat the double team and does a nice job finishing the play. But that's just my opinion."
Oh fuck you, lady. No way you knew who the hell Dan Williams was before you went on this godawful show. The only way you would know a football player is if he was deep fried in chocolate sauce and wrapped in bacon. Either your husband fed you these lines after he fed you some cheesecake, or one of your "handlers" did. But nice try covering it up with a " but that's just my opinion" throwaway line at the end, like it's all part of your bullshit attempt to convince people you're football savvy. The only thing you're savvy with is anything that has to do with cookie dough or gravy. So, have yourself another KFC Double Down smothered in icing and mayonnaise and shut your fucking suckhole.
This is the kind of shit we all feared we'd get when Stephen Ross started selling shares to every shitty has-been, overrated, no-talent fucktwat in town. Well done, sir!
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editor's note: the first fucker who says this broad is hot in the comments is banned for life. I'm not even remotely joking.
