Now that you've made Brandon Marshall arguably the highest paid WR in NFL history, have solidified just ONE of the many glaring holes on our roster in preparation for the draft and have shored up enough good will to make up for a rather bizarre offseason, why not fucking cap it off by re-signing the all-time NFL fumble return for TD leader/all-time Dolphins sack leader/pillar of the community/super Dolphin loved by fans everywhere to a 2-year deal in an uncapped year for about $3 million or so??? Did I mention you have absolutely NO ONE near his talent level or passion playing the OLB position right now today??? Could you - I don't know - re-sign JT in the hopes that he can PROPERLY groom any OLBs you may add through the draft??? Has he not proven himself to be a class act the entire fucking time he's been jerked around this offseason and addressed to in a past tense? I mean, you know the guy is agonizing over playing for those neanderthals - despite the fact they may, you know, actually use the guy as a pass rusher as his natural God-given talent is crushing QB heads - rather than playing the strong side for 3 downs. Can we just do this? Please?
I know it's an alien concept but I would really, really like the TITS posse to just hear us out on this one: sign this fucking guy and worry about one less IMMEDIATE concern come draft day. Give yourself a little wiggle room, fellas. Really, it's not the end of the world to sign one of the most badass men to ever roam the Earth. It certainly can't hurt.
DID I MENTION WE HAVE CAM WAKE AND A BAG OF M&M'S CURRENTLY OCCUPYING THE TOP SPOTS ON OLB DEPTH CHARTS?!?!?!